TOP TEN REASONS TO BUY MY NEW QUICKSAND VIDEO

10. My promise to you, no spam on video

9. To fund my making more this summer

8. Because you've earned the right to spoil yourself

7. It's made in the good old U.S.A.

6. The warm and fuzzy feeling you'll get from supporting a fellow 
quicksander

5. You would have just spent that money on something useless anyway

4. Patriotic expenditure keeps the economy growing

3. I won't release the hostages if you don't

2. Our quicksand and model are 100% natural with no artificial 
preservatives added

1. Must I spell it out?  Quicksand + female = hours of viewing pleasure!